I believe this is occurring to me again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Maybe I should change my habits
- Surely this is a dream
- I need a vacation
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of geese came out from behind a building. They were hopping all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
You guys won't believe that just took place. Seriously, I feel I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just beyond belief.
- I can't even
- No joke
- I need to document this
See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, the concept is just making no sense. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking more info about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?